cocaine

cocaine 
you and your friend have always wanted to be your fav super heros
that’s about where im at. and im loving every second of it
mine wasnt as intense but we have all dont this. 
Pissed at your friend because it wasn’t you… that’s happened to everyone.
sexonapretzel: I JUST CAME.
Captin come up to you and is all like, “sup bro” and your all thinking your a fucking captin ass mother fucker but you don’t say anything because the last time you did that they thought that captin was a good thing. fuck.
If only we all had one. We could make it so much easier. But I guess unless you are the only one with one, it take the fun out of awkwardly saying, “Yeah…… so like… if you are… I’m like also… well you know… down…”
All real gentlemen’s fantacy.
did you grow up with Keenen and Kel or Drake and Josh?
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Being so high you forgot your camera was on.

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yanky janky 

That band you and your friends had that never seemed to worked…

Reblog if you have had this talk with your parents… (reblog)